Take apart a gravity that's holding me down.

My name is All Time Low and I play in a band called Alex Gaskarth. Jack's mom is the love of my life. I like fine wine, fine women and my dogs. That's all. Don't tell Scotty, cause Scotty doesn't know.Love your neighbors and all of that shit. Word.

*Just a roleplayer, keep your fucking shoes on.

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omg perfection.

Can we watch Golden Girls while you fuck me in my denim vest? PLEASE?

I’m fucking dead. Oh my god.

Yepp.

pioneerjohn:

getdirtydoalex:

1. wtf I should be watching Maury.

2. I don’t like you bye

I’ll reenact it for you, just come to bed… omg!

LOL WTF I CAN’T EVEN.

I’M A SURVIVOR!

At least I’m still less gay than you.

Wtf, why was I watching Family Guy while Reba was on?

Holy shit, get out of my head!

OMG STOP.

pioneerjohn:

getdirtydoalex:

1. shhh i posted mine first

2. I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU WERE THE WOMAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP OKAY

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i’ll change it though since I guess it wasn’t very funny.

1. I’m watching Maury, nothing else is funny.
2. Luv U

1. wtf I should be watching Maury.

2. I don’t like you bye